he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i dont even know how to be here
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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