i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i now understand why vodka
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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