They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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