Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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