dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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