I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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