After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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