yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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