I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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