goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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