90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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