remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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