But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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