North Korea, Best Korea!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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