that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize