I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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