what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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