just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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