How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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