Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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