what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
we should paint friendship bongs
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