Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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