Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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