All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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