What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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