He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
