hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Boobs speak an international language.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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