I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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