Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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