i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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