My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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