I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do herpes really smell.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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