I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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