HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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