your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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