Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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