I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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