Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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