Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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