Non-Jews are for practice
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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