Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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