I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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