What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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