there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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