honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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