i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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