The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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