You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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