Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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