The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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