if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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